Jordan Jacquard Bordan

"'  Defend yourself now.    ' ~ Jordan taunting an enemy." Jordan Jacquard Bordan, also known as Jordan, is one of the main members of the One Last Ejaculation server. His online image is represented by the character Jotaro Kujo from the hit manga series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

Appearance
Not much is known about Jordan's appearance. Though he claims to be 16, his actual age is unknown. However, due to the time period that Mozart lived in, he is estimated to be at most 246 years of age.

Personality
Jordan is known to be a calm and collected person. However, when aggravated, he is known to unleash an ungodly rage upon the world. This often leads to massive conflicts, including The Black Death, and World Wars 1 and 2.

Backstory
Jordan Jacquard Bordan was born in an unknown location around 246 years ago. He was born to Tyrone and Lamar, as well as Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. A ritual was used to create him from the powers of the three fathers combined. The fathers created this entity with the sole purpose of being the ultimate lifeform: one who would surpass all. At the age of 3, Jordan was separated from his parents by a malicious force. However, he was later found in a ditch in south Illinois by a woman named Jacklyn Jacquard Bordan. While under her care, she taught Jordan his Traditional Bacon Recipe. She raised Jordan as her own until he was age 11, when she was tragically hit by a car and killed. At this time, the three fathers were able to retrieve Jordan and continue to raise him. During this time, he inherited their knowledge, power, and will to fight, while Jacklyn gave him his kindness, compassion, and sense of morals. However, due to a mysterious event which occurred some time within the past 3 years, he has lost almost all memory of his fathers. It is unknown what caused these amnesia-like symptoms, but since then the fathers went into hiding. Very little is known about the whereabouts of the three fathers now, though it is speculated that they still reside somewhere within the American continents.

Quotes
"Defend yourself now." - Jordan to Zion

"You have to hang yourself." Jordan threatening Jawki.

"Would you like to see the four horsemen of the apocalypse?" Jordan intimidating Hazel.

"YOU'RE THE FUCKING MINORITY".

"GAIN."

"COUNT THIS FUCKER." Jordan holding Hazel at gunpoint.

"Are you super mario"